If you know me at all, you know how little confidence I have in who I am as a therapist.
But something happened today that made me laugh.
I went to the waiting room this morning, called my first patient of the morning back. It was a new patient, but this elderly grandma jumped right up when I called her name and looked very enthusiastic to get started. Once I sat her down to do an eval, she began talking about another therapist at the clinic that had been treating her neck (even though I had a referral from the doctor for back pain). She was the kind of sweet grandma that liked to talk about everything, and pretty soon I realized it was going to be difficult to get the information I needed. It took me several tries but I finally got her to talk a little bit about her back. As she started talking about it I began realizing it didn't match the information I had been given in the chart....like at all.
"tell me a little bit about the pain in your back...."
"my back? oh its fine. feels like .... well not too bad."
hmmm....thats weird because in the chart it said she was complaining of 8/10 pain with severe bilateral numbness and tingling.
"How about the numbness in your legs?"
"its not too bad."
ummm...okay......
"How would you rate your pain?"
"pretty good I think."
ok. something is wrong.
"what is your last name?"
Patient answer...... not the name on my chart.
Uh oh.
So sweet little grandma wasn't a new patient at all. She must have been so excited about getting her neck worked on that day that she didn't realize when I called out a name, that it wasn't her name. And she didn't realize that I wasn't her therapist either.
Now its been a good 15 minutes,I have to go back to the lobby, and call out the name again.
When I finally find the right patient I ask her,
"did you hear me call your name before?"
"yes i did. but i thought that lady had the same name."
so thats how my morning began.
needless to say the rest of the therapists thought it was pretty amusing.
some day I'll laugh too.
Hope you are all well,
Katy